11: Rampage - The Movie

With a film version of the hit videogame Rampage on the horizon we look at what could have been if producers listened to this podcast. Instead it seems they watched San Andreas and decided to do that exact same thing but now with animals instead of fault lines. So if you liked San Andreas and thought you needed more of that... you're a DAMN FOOL. Be smart. Enjoy this episode of PSRR!

Also, sorry it's been so long since our last episode. Our very own Chris and his wife welcomed a beautiful baby into their life and we had to take a bit of a break to Tetris everything into place here at Reservoir Geeks HQ. We have some awesome stuff coming in 2018 and we can't wait for you to see it. Don't worry Prequel. Sequel. Reboot. Remake. is still on the schedule and will be coming out with more episodes in 2018!!! 

Posted on November 16, 2017 .

10: Home Alone Sequel

What better way to celebrate Christmas than revisiting everybody's favorite neglected child, Kevin McCallister. To celebrate the holiday season Chris and Andy are joined by two guests to work out the story of a Home Alone sequel which is more than anyone did with Home Alone 3.
Bust out those chestnuts, light up that fire and hit play on this adult sequel to a family classic! 

BUZZ aka Devin Ratray

BUZZ aka Devin Ratray

Posted on December 16, 2016 .

09: Hitman Reboot

A game series we have loved since the early 2000's is Hitman and when in 2006 there was news of a Hitman movie, we were excited... Then we saw it. Ugh. Hope was once more raised in 2014 when news of a reboot was swirling and then we saw the trailer for Hitman: Agent 47. Though it wasn't as bad as the 2007 disaster, it still missed the mark (pun intended).
With no other option, we are happily pleased to give the PSRR treatment to one of our favorite games, Hitman. 

Posted on November 21, 2016 .

08: 28 Month Later

In honor of Halloween we gave a sequel to a series that well deserves one, 28 Days/Week Later.
We loved 28 Days Later so much we saw it three times in as many weeks at the theater. We could not get enough of it. When 28 Weeks Later came out we were once again thrilled so then we waited... and waited for 28 Months Later to come out. We are all still waiting and we know our prayers will one day be answered but until then we decided to sit down and gave it the ol' PSRR treatment. 
More horrifying than all the rage infected people is our math. Enjoy!

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We hope y'all have/had a fabulous, safe and Happy Halloween!

Posted on October 31, 2016 .

07: PSRR Original Gerard F*CKING Butler

On episode ten of the Reservoir Geeks podcast we discussed Gerard Butler's movie London Has Fallen and our new found love for Butler himself. So in an unprecedented move we decided to pitch an epic super movie wherein Gerard Butler fights everyone from tons of movies.
We hope you enjoy listening to as much as we loved recording this episode! 

Also: "Ding-Dong"... That'll make much more sense after you hear the episode.


Posted on October 15, 2016 .

06: Runaway Remake

Rouge robots and a makeup free rocker tried to take down Magnum PI in 1984's Runaway. It's time that classic was given the PSRR treatment!
At two in the morning, drunk and sleepy, Chris and Andy hammered out the details of a remake. It was the only way to give it the respect it deserved. Replacing Tom Selleck in both actor and voice... In fact, everyone gets dubbed over when Andy discovers he has an untapped impression in his files.

Posted on September 4, 2016 .

05: Ghostbusters Sequel

The new Ghostbusters came out and it was wonderful so in honor of it and the original we decided to take a shot at a sequel to Ghostbusters 2. Spoilers: we nailed it! 

Posted on July 21, 2016 .

04: ALF Reboot

Technically a reboot from a television series to a feature film, Chris and Andy flesh out an ALF film. Based on the 80's puppet/little person in a suit situation comedy about a family who happens to have a cat hungry alien life form living in their house. 

Posted on June 21, 2016 .

03: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

In honor of the release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, or whatever it's called, Chris and Andy are joined by their good friend and Ninja Turtles aficionado Matt Reuber to pitch a sequel to the 1990 TMNT film. They threw out everything since and start from Shredder in the garbage truck. You're welcome in advance.   

Posted on June 7, 2016 .

02: Cloak and Dagger Remake

We love Cloak and Dagger and in light of all the 80's remakes we thought it was time for a true classic to get the treatment. Technology and times have changed since '84 and we work through all the updates to make sure our version is flawless. Mission Accomplished! 

Posted on May 22, 2016 .